Britney Spears might be headed for a permanent slot on HIMYM. (Seriously? OMG!)
One of these days the skin around Christina Aguilera's implants is gonna give and it's gonna be like sitting front row at a "Gallagher" performance. (Popoholic)
Ashlee Simpson wedding coverage? Can we just not and say we did? (Celebitchy)
Breaking! Britney Spears carrying Mel Gibson's love child! (The Blemish)
Blake Lively looks good in a bikini even when she's sitting down and leaning forward. Bitch. (Celebslam)
Madonna's going to build a multimillion-dollar school in Malawi, presumably to teach underprivileged girls how to act whorey well into their golden years. (Holy Moly!)
Didn't you know? Side-boob is the new butt-cleavage. (Ayyyy!)
Now how can we lure all the Scientologists back onto this boat? (Agent Bedhead)
Charlize sizzles in W magazine. (CelebritySmack)
Cate Blanchett looks amazing at Cannes just four weeks after giving birth. (Socialite's Life)
"Beauty and the Geek" is all poindextered out. (Pajiba)







How does Jessica Alba look after giving birth?







