According to Variety, the picture "is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion, a unit that was to use paranormal powers." To stare at goats! Fantastic.
No wait! Don't go! There's more news of Clooney after the jump!
Google image search, how I love thee. Where else would I find a Clooney's face pasted onto some other guy holding a pug? I think the pug's face is pasted on, too! Sweetney better check and see if Truman's copyrights are being violated AGAIN.
September will bring Clooney to a theater near you in another Coen brothers film, entled Burn After Reading. He and Brad Pitt play two unscrupulous gym employees who find the memoirs of a CIA agent on a disc and try to sell them. Senor Pitt has some awesome 80s hair for the film, and John Malkovich gets to wield an ax.
PAUSE FOR PITT:
/PITT PAUSE
And here we have a picture of George Clooney made entirely of jellybeans.
They got the hair right but the teeth worry me. I think those are the coconut flavored ones.
I have to say, for someone who spends a lot of time with his activist hat on, fella knows how to have a good time.
"Want to go make out behind the timpani after band practice?"
Will George Clooney and Sarah Larson last? Or is this Cinderella story doomed for a Hollywood ending?
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