Woody Needs A Nap

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Somebody give Woody Allen a jar of Gerber's tropical dessert baby food. He looks like he needs one. I just discovered that stuff and it's delicious. I'm tempted to mix it with a shot of vodka for an extra kick!

Woody is currently in Cannes promoting his 1,245,678th movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Penny Cruz. Penny is so fricking gorgeous. No wonder Salma Hayek ALLEGEDLY went lesbian for her. I'd even go lesbo for her. Salma is probably only shacking up with that rich dude, so that she can

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Published 5/17/08 by
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