What the hell is happening to my Adrien Brody! I blame that slut girlfriend of his! I knew I couldn't trust her and her glistening bosoms. Dumb skank. It's her fault that Adrien is quickly turning into the afghan hound of my nightmares! He needs to cut that grease mop and take a few globs of NADS to the pubes growing on his face. He looks like my high school band teacher who liked to massage his nipples in front of the whole class. Adrien, you can massage your nipples in front of me anytime.... More
Published 5/18/08 by
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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