Paris Hilton Threatening Us All

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They need to put some sort of birth control in the LA water supply to prevent this terror from ever happening. Paris Hilton says she's shooting for a baby in 2009. I apologize to anyone trying to get pregnant in the Los Angeles area, but this is a national health issue. A baby is not going to come out of that woman. It's going to be a giant STD blob which will eat cities.

Paris Hilton told Heat magazine that she's so in love with her boyfriend Igor, I mean Benji Madden, that she plans to have

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Published 5/22/08 by
A Socialite's Life

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