Just Another Manic Monday

Marisa Miller ‘Embarrassed’ to Be #1:
Californian native Marisa Miller didn’t exactly squeal with excitement when she found out she took the top spot in Maxim’s Hot 100. Oh blush blush, I am emabrarressed I could care less about this nobody. Starmuscle.com is not embarrassed to be the #1 celebrity blog.

Indiana Jones Vs. ‘Sex and the City’:
Da da da daaaaa….da da dah. Da da da daaaa…..da da da da dum. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ is on track to be the second biggest Memorial Day weekend opener ever, but will ‘Sex and the City’ topple it at the box office? All I know is that I am Jonesin’ for some sex, does that count?

Paul McCartney Receives Doctorate From Yale:
Paul McCartney can now add one more honor to the numerous awards, accolades and the knighthood he has already received. I bet if you weighed all his awards it would be over 2 tons in weight.

Sydney Pollack Dead at 73:
Sydney Pollack, the Academy Award-winning director who collaborated with a long list of elite actors on films such as “Out of Africa,” “Tootsie,” “The Way We Were” and “Absence of Malice,” died Monday. He was 73.

‘Indiana Jones’ Earns $311M Worldwide First Weekend:
The most recent Indiana Jones film more than recouped its big budget with an estimated $311 million in global box office sales through the long weekend, according to studio estimates Monday.

Swayze Makes First Public Appearance Since Cancer:
‘Road House’ star Patrick Swayze, 55, made his first public appearance since announcing in March he is battling pancreatic cancer.He really is NOT having the time of his life right now. Best of luck Patty.

Actor in Upcoming ‘Potter’ Film Killed in Bar Brawl:
Rob Knox, a British teen actor who had a small role in the upcoming ‘Harry Potter’ film was stabbed and killed in a bar brawl in London on Saturday, police said. The poor kid didn’t even get to enjoy all the fresh new poon he would have gotten being a new star and flavor of the week.

Zhang Ziyi Says She’s Outraged by Ignorance About Quake:
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ star Zhang Ziyi says she’s outraged by what she says is ignorance about the recent earthquake in China. Well she is going to REALLY hate Starmuscle.com’s theory of the event. The Chinese government has ways of controlling the weather and this was done either purposely or as an accidental test that went sour.

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