Matt Damon Kicks ASS!

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My husband-even-he-don’t-know-it-yet Matt Damon won last night at the Spike Guy’s Choice Awards.  An award show as useless as the creatures it attends to.   I am seriously pms today gang.

He won Biggest Ass Kicker and was voted Guy of The Year. I can just hear the crumble of the beer cans ! Um, why is this news?   I knew this before I was born.   I knew this and could recite it backwards as I climbed out of my mother’s hostile womb. My baby powers could have put Suri’s to shame.

If you don’t hear from me in the next day or so please put out a search party.

Maha 26 Maha Published 6/2/08   Message Add to Friends
 

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