He won Biggest Ass Kicker and was voted Guy of The Year. I can just hear the crumble of the beer cans ! Um, why is this news? I knew this before I was born. I knew this and could recite it backwards as I climbed out of my mother’s hostile womb. My baby powers could have put Suri’s to shame.
If you don’t hear from me in the next day or so please put out a search party.
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Do you agree with Matt Damon calling vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin a "terrifying possibility"?
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