WWPDD? (What would Pete Doherty do?) To offend EVERYONE!

on the old crystals this week, The U.K. Sun reports June 11th. 

a pretentious sculpture of himself on a cross for his

forthcoming solo show in London.

Comparing yourself to Jesus Christ now Pete?

For God’s sake.

And The Sun just loves the crackpot idea behind it.

The “disturbing artwork” will be carved in marble

and show Doherty being tortured, surrounded by

strips of newspapers — symbolising his

crucifixion by the media.

Because of course the supermodel-shagging,

paparazzi-baiting friend of AMY WINEHOUSE 

hates having his ugly mug in the paper.

He apparently believes

everyone’s out to get him.

Anyway, Potty Pete’s artist pal NICK REYNOLDS —

the son of Great Train Robber Bruce Reynolds —

has spent hours holed up with Pete and his er,

crack team, preparing a cast.

He deserves a medal for his messy efforts.

I wouldn’t fancy lathering the gangly

druggie with my bare hands.

The cast will be used as a reference point

for Reynolds to make an accurate sculpture.

And the “masterpiece” will appear on stage

with Pete at his Royal Albert Hall gig on July 12 —

if it is finished in time.

And it will be the centre piece of a book by

Reynolds called Heroes And Villains.

Pete will feature in the bad boys section —

what a surprise.

Reynolds insists he came up with the idea

a long time ago and it has taken three years

to come to fruition.

But unfortunately Pete looks more like Han Solo

when he is in his carbon coffin in Jabba’s Palace

in Star Wars than Michaelangelo’s David.

Reynolds revealed:

“I was quite pally with MICHAEL HUTCHENCE 

and PAULA YATES and their love affair —

like Pete and KATE’s (MOSS) —

went a bit sour. The negative Press

put a downward spiral on them.

“And when I saw the Press that Pete

was getting, it made me think of them.

“I saw the same pattern.

As if Pete was being crucified by the Press.”

Whatever you say, pal.

The exclusive behind-the-scenes pictures

of Pete’s plaster session were given to The Sun,

for a bit of publicity.

Er, just a minute.

Any slight contradiction here,

Mr Doherty?

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This is beyond disgusting and bad taste, Pete.

     Rash Manly       22moon.com

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