MORE SHOTS FROM LILO'S 'GQ' EDITORIAL

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Ick, ick and more ick! There is something so profoundly wrong about a girl barely out of her teens being trussed up like a stripper and placed on the cover of a magazine whose readership demographics are primarily males 30 and up. I just wanna scrub the makeup off her face, put a sweater on her and give her a hug. This is the exact opposite of sexy.

It never ceases to amaze me how men's magazine editors forget that true sexiness is always found in effortlessness. This reeks of trying too hard. Sex is knowledge, sex is grace, sex is power. It has little to do with plastic tops and pulling your pants down. Even the most revealing photo is rendered unattractive if the subject lacks that certain something extra. This just leaves me cold. Maybe it could have worked with an older actress someone with a little life experience in her eyes. Poor Lindsay just looks lost.

Meanwhile, Lindsay's mother compares her booze-addled daughter to Princess Diana, warning that if the paparazzi keep chasing the young actress, she'll end up dead, too!

"Look at me," Dina Lohan said in the latest Harper's Bazaar, in which she talked about her daughter's run-ins with celebrity photographers. "Diana will happen again."

Dina on critics of her parenting techniques: "I'm living the American dream, and you can go . . ."

Dina on wearing Lindsay's clothes and partying with the young actress: "If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out."

Dina on introducing herself as her daughter's personal assistant: "I don't want them to know I'm her mom. It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."

Dina on the other panty-less members of the "Bimbo Summit" - Paris Hilton and Britney Spears: "They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far. Paris' mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."

Dina on whether her daughter is an alcoholic: "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? 'Let's give her something.' "

Published 3/21/07 by

Celebrity terrorist.