What Not To Wear To Prom: Another Pimp & Hoochie Fest

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Alright already!

Can someone stop the madness?

These ghetto prom pictures are a hot, “melted in the summer sun” mess.

How can you believe you look “decent”?

WTF???

Look, you keep wearing this crap, and you’ll keep getting posted all over the internet because you look so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe you wear what you wear, so we post your pics.

If I wasn’t so disgusted at these so-called dresses, I would probably laugh.

This “Cherry Red” couple has the busiest matching mess I have seen in a while. The Red Pimp looks like he’s drowning in his zoot suit with the gawd-awful looking red and white shoes. He bare-legged date could have sprung for a par of panty hose and girdle and left out the “necktie” necklace. Gulp?!! Who wears a necktie necklace?

This triple threat of neon “Charlie’s Angels” looks ready for the brothel.

Fashion Don’ts:

  • White eyeliner or white out.
  • Garter belts.
  • Bare legs ( again).

It’s girls like these that make me want to have my own reality show!

Stripper Genie Show.

One girl is named “Bubble Gum”, the other is “Cotton Candy” and last but not least, “Ms. Cherry Blueberry Slushy.”

Makes my stomach hurt.

Sometimes, you can cave too much color.

The wannabe pimp has no problem smiling about the mess that surrounds him.

More dirty bare legs.

More bulging, swollen bellies and big rolling booties.

Is that a lesbian prom couple below?

WINNER! The Perfect Golden Hoochie Mess!

Can we scream “cheap” any louder?

Pimp “Braids N Beads” is spottted out tonight with Ms. Lavender.

She sports dirty bare legs, purple hair, sagging boobs, too much makeup and heels to make her 2 feet taller than her “shortie” or “shawty”.

Cotton Candy and Bubble Gum, again.

They look ready to skip college and head straight for the stripper poles.

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SeriMcMillan 113 SeriMcMillan Published 6/12/08   Message Add to Friends
 

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  • anonymous anonymous 6/13/08 Reply
     
  • Ok -- I am a mother and my daughter went to prom as the princess I raised her to be. But these pics depicts these individuals as nothing but classless trash. Every single female has black knees. KEY WORD:Lemon Juice
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
  • OMG -- is this the effect of ADHD medicication?
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
  • Whose prom is this? I can't believe that some of these people who look older than I do (40y) have parents. Come on ladies this is not the way you should present yourself to the world.
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
  • This is not a Cinderella story. But it appears to me that some little rodents (maybe even some roaches) created these fabUnot dresses out of scraps.
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
  • Maybe there was a theme -- have a blind woman make all the dresses from scraps -- so that they could represent the three blind mice with tatoos --
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
  • OMG -- I was wondering where my satin pillow cases went. I thought I lost them in the dryer but Cinderhoochie's rodents found the satin..
    anonymous anonymous 7/2/08 Reply
     
 
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