So Scarlett took a third role in a Woody Allen film. Fine. I’ve moved past it. But don’t you dare come out and compliment this wife’s adopted daughter coveting bastard. Don’t you do it Scarlett!
Sigh. You did it.
“I’d sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to,” the actress, 22, says in the April issue of Vogue.
Yes, and he’d allow you to. You’re the requisite 40 years younger he requires. Better to drink the blood of the young you see.
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