The Gay Angelina Jolie

Do you have any annoying personal habits?
I fart a lot. But I always say, “Hey, I just farted.”

Very considerate. Ever videotape yourself having sex?
When I was, like, 16, I videotaped myself masturbating. I didn’t even watch it the whole way, then I deleted it.

On that topic, how would you describe your taste in sex?
I’ve incorporated food into sex before. See, I’ve been celibate for a while, but back when I was in shape, I was a big man-ho. I used to work out all the time, and then I stopped, and started eating not so great, and I became a fatso. [He totally sidestepped the question -C.]

Classic photo of a skinny Perez, photos seen on thehollywoodgossip.com

Ever shaved any part of your body other than your face?
I’ve shaved my balls. Now I realized it’s better to just trim. And I once got my chest waxed because I was in San Francisco for the summer. It was a mistake. I broke out. It was not pretty.

Which has been the best day of your life so far?
I’ve yet to live it - this sounds sappy, but I really want to have kids and sdopt some too. I’ll be in Los Angeles at tennis practice with my five kids. I’m gonna be the gay Angelina Jolie.
 

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