Tom Cruise Thinks He's a Central American Dictator

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Tom Cruise is so sure someone means him harm that he's reportedly armored up a whole fleet of vehicles and hired specially trained drivers.

“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies,” said a source. “A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks…”

Sounds like Tom has moved into that paranoid lunatic stage all cult leaders eventually get to. Won't be long now before he's leading his followers into the jungle to create Utopia...all the while preparing his plans for mass suicide in the event the outside world should attempt to stop him.

Source: Crabbie's Hollywood