National Movie Critic's Suicide Day

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National Movie Critic's Suicide Day (Holiday) A day specially chosen by movie studios to encourage film reviewers to kill themselves. Three times. With a hacksaw, a drill, and a bear trap.

FYI: This year's National Movie Critic's Suicide Day has been set for Friday, August 29th. Do yourself a favor, critics, and get it over with early in the morning.

. I can not believe there's going to be another Movie Movie. I need to go find a straight razor.










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