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Dane Cook's Pooping Dog
Dane Cook lets his dog poop all over his West Hollywood apartment complex, and rather than bow to the colossal douchebag, the managers have taken him to court. Cook steadfastly denies the pooping but there is video of the dog, a mini-Pinscher, doing its duty in various areas around the complex.
"Neither [Cook] nor his girlfriend pick up after the dog," a source explained to Page 6. "They've sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he'll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him."
Well, they probably would've hated him even without the dog...he is Dane Cook. Honestly, do you know anyone who likes the guy? Is there one person on earth who thinks he's funny or cool or interesting? And if you met someone who said they were a Dane Cook fan, would you not immediately try to get as far away from that person as possible?
It would be perfect justice, I think, for Dane Cook to go down in history as the guy who got thrown out of his apartment for letting his dog stuff everywhere. And why is the dog stuffting so much anyway? Does Dane practice his routines on it? Maybe Dane should take a hint.
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