Evan Rachel Wood's Beauty Secret: "My Boyfriend Drinks My Blood!"
I understand that Evan Rachel Wood is only 20 years old and not everyone has developed a solid identy at that age, but holy mustache bleach, is Marilyn Manson slowly draining all the blood from her body when she's asleep? I've heard of emotional vampires but this is ridiculous.
Photos of Evan's amazing transformation into Manson's "type" (har -- get it? BLOOD TYPE?) after the jump.
Here's a side-by-side comparison of Evan last night at the premier of Life Before Her Eyes, left, and Dita von Tiese, Manson's ex-wife, on the right. You know what, Evan, the retro-goth-burlesque-vampire look doesn't work on everybody. You need to bring that shit from within. Look at Dita, she's a natural, she developed that look because she collects Art Deco hatboxes and fetish shoes and romanticizes burlesque culture and it just flat-out suits her. She was this way completely independently of Manson, that drugged-out kook who is now doing some weird Henry Higgens on his lady Evan, a formerly normal, healthy human being who he's been busy molding into his ex-wife, I think. Or maybe himself? Hard to tell, since he too favors that aged-in-a-cave bleu-cheese skin tone.
Wait, didn't this happen with him and Rose McGowan, too?
You know what? He's not a Henry Higgins, he's more of a Svengali, a man who hypnotizes and manipulates young women into wearing dresses with NO ASS.
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