Victoria Beckham threw herself a birthday party over the weekend and invited every famous person she knows. A lot of them showed up...to fawn over David. They couldn't care less about her of course.

Posh's boobs will be celebrating their 6th birthday here soon as well I think.



Yes, Tom and Katie were there. Somebody tell Nicole Richie that Katie is stealing her look. Tom's mom did his hair for him again I see.

Katie made that dress herself...out of a shower curtain. She's very industrious. It's either that or succumb to the despair.



Will Smith came straight from the country club. Nothing gives you more street cred than headwear from the Ben Hogan collection. Is that Tom Green trying to get an autograph? Oh, poor Tom...he should've saved more money from when he was rubbing his butt against things.



Jada Pinkett, channeling Rihanna. Jada would need to grow about two feet to truly become Rihanna. A foot of that would be forehead of course.



Eva Longoria took a night off from pretending to love Tony Parker. How loud does this bitch get when she'd drunk I wonder? That laugh of hers could crack glaciers.


Kate Beckinsale took a night off from worshipping her own vagina. Pharoah's Tomb my ass. More like Grand Central Station.



Gwen Stefani and her lame-ass husband brought gifts. What, no Kingston? I thought he was sewn to Gwen's hip. I can't wait till the new one comes out. She should kidnapadopt a couple Asian kids too. Only selfish people restrict themselves to bio-kids.


Sean Combs was invited...you know, to class the joint up. Apparently Bobby Brown wasn't available.