Dear Brooke Hogan, Shut Yer Piehole
From the ever-expanding celebs-showing-their-asses-on-MySpace files, we have Brooke Hogan's brilliant response to her brother's 8-month sentence for reckless driving (pursuant to an accident that put his passenger and best friend in a vegetative state)...
Brooke's posted the following nonsense to her MySpace blog on Monday:
BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: LifeI know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…
Somebody fetch me a red pen, will you? And a stiff drink? Or two? But first, please take my car keys. I'd hate to get behind the wheel of my vehicle after drinking alcohol, have the sudden brilliant idea to race, and then render my best friend brain dead, ahem, NICK.
Then, perhaps heeding the advice of a publicist or, like, anyone from the 99% of the population that understands how asinine it is to even think the stuff she wrote, much less publish it on the freakin' internet, Brooke took that post down. However, rather than leave well enough alone, she posted again. Not with an apology for running her dumb face and talking stuff about the distraught parents of the boy her brother nearly murdered, but with this stupidity:
wtvr
I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.
wtf indeed, Brooke. wtf indeed.
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