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File Under "Are You High?": Billy Bob Thornton
Of ex-wife Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton recently had this gem to say: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
Now, I have to think that Billy Bob was just joking. Right? I mean, that is just such an absurd statement. If I recall correctly, Angelina was pretty DONE with that dude when they divorced in 2003. Perhaps it was the realization that, "Holy stuff, this guy has phobias of antique furniture and silverware. Also: I'm probably the hottest woman on the planet and am half his age. What the hell am I doing?"
Honestly, I don't think Billy Bob is unattractive, he's just insane in a way that just isn't that amusing and he seems extraordinarily high-maintenance. Oh, and just fyi, Billy Bob, I've been out of high school for awhile and I would totally tackle Brad Pitt given the chance. Just sayin'.
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It was just revealed by news sources that ask men was trying to start trouble. Angelina loved being with Billy Bob. He's hot, too!