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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Sweeney Todd is brilliant! and speaking as a straight guy too I can see why girls find him attractive, I just think he's a great actor, plus he does does loads of Tim Burton films which is always good!
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Johnny Depp!
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