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Robert Downey Jr. Spotted with a Man Purse

CelebrityCrunch — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:01:47 GMT

Say it ain't so Iron Man! Robert Downey was spotted out and about with what looks like, hate to say it, a man purse. WTF? I can't rip too hard because Iron Man was the goods, but Robert, get yourself an iPhone and throw the rest of whatever crap is in that thing away.

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Date Desperate Brad Garrett

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:39:37 GMT

Ladies, if you’ve ever been interested in dating a human sequoia now’s your chance. Actor, comedian, single guy Brad Garrett is jumping into the reality TV show arena with a dating show of his own. Dating Brad Garrett is a 10-episode series where Brad does out on, you guessed it, 10 blind dates. The series will not air on network TV (shocking), but instead will show as first run content on a number of online video sites including Hulu.com and every Verizon’s mobile channel.

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Check Out Kim Kardashian's Bongos

CelebrityCrunch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:43:12 GMT

Kim is the Bongo spokesperson and helped launch their fall collection in LA. Surprisingly her butt doesn't look quite as big as usual. I would have though it would take a circus tent of denim and an army of midgets (from same said circus) to sew her a pair of jeans. I'm predicting smashing success for Bongo, because if jeans can make this ass look like that you've got yourself a best seller. Photo: wenn.com

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Audrina Gets a New Tat

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:09:42 GMT

Just in time for the new season of MTV's The Hills, Audrina Patridge got herself a new tattoo. She walked out of the Melrose tattoo shop with a bunch of Chinese characters on her forearm. Which is strange, because I heard her original idea was a tattoo of Ariel from the Little Mermaid. Can't blame the guy for screwing up though considering this was the view he had the entire time. Big version of Audrina's new tattoo here.

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Idol Carly Smithson Has Another Name AND a Record Already

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:43:40 GMT

I smell the first scandal of the season brewing. Top 24 finalist, Irish singer Carly Smithson already has a CD out. Really. As a matter of fact you can even buy it on iTunes! You see Carly Smithson once went by the name Carly Hennessy. And in 2001 put out a record on the MCA label. Aren’t American Idol contestants supposed to be undiscovered? Read the details of her record contract here.

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Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace Pregnant with David Spade's Love Child

CelebrityCrunch — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:44:58 GMT

Damn this guy. Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace is claiming to be pregnant with David Spade's baby. Grace appeared in the March 2005 issue of Playboy and has appeared a number of times on E!'s The Girls Next Door. While no paternity test has been taken Spade told TMZ "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility". Whoever can bottle David Spade's power is going to make a fortune. The hell with Superman, Spade's superpowers are the real deal. The guy looks like a homeless lawn gnome and he runs around sleeping with Playboy Playmates and Heather Locklear. See guys, it's not how you look, you just need to be really funny. Really funny, and really rich.

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KFed Drives Crazy

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:05:30 GMT

Here's a video clip of Kevin Federline supposedly driving his kids home from Britney's house after her standoff last night. Are we sure Britney wasn't driving? Those look like her road skills. Obviously K-Fed was trying to keep the photographers from getting a shot. But seriously they're both assholes. Who drives like that with their kids in the car? And what kind of jerkoff photographer would drive up K-Fed's ass and to try and snap pictures of his kids in a moving vehicle. Britney's probably insane and K-Fed's probably borderline retarded, but how about keeping the kids alive. View the clip here.

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Britney Spears Flips Out

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:44:05 GMT

Breaking news this morning. Late last night Britney Spears was taken away in an ambulance after refusing to turn over her two sons to Kevin Federline. Police were called to Britney's home at about 8 pm last night for a 'custodial dispute'. At nearly midnight Britney left her house in an ambulance and was taken to Cedar-Sinai Medical Center. Her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were also take to the hospital to be evaluated. Early this morning the boys were released and taken home with Kevin Federline. Britney remains in the hospital under observation as a special needs patient. Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an "unknown substance." Man, looks like she finally flipped out. A full-fledged Britney Spears meltdown. Just too bad the kids were around when it happened. Stay tuned at Celebrity Crunch

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Britney Spears Hospitalized After Standoff

CelebrityCrunch — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:40:46 GMT

Did the Kardashians Hire a Porn Star Nanny?

CelebrityCrunch — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:25:30 GMT

As further proof some things just aren't real it looks like the so-called 'nanny' that appeared on Keeping up with the Kardashians was actually porn star Bree Olson. Watch the Kardashian's clip and see for yourself. Looks like Bree Olson to me. So either the show is scripted or the Kardashians are stupid enough to let a porn star watch their kids? Well, could be both, but I'm going with scripted. 'Reality' tv at it's finest.

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Trollsen Twins T-Shirt

CelebrityCrunch — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:20:04 GMT

PETA is taking aim at another celebrity for wearing fur. Two celebrities actually. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are the target of a full scale parody campaign by PETA. And of course, as part of any good smear campaign you’ve got your t-shirts. The Trollsen Twins shirts are being sold through a CafePress store and are available in almost 20 different varieties of tees and sweatshirts. Pretty funny

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Lindsay Plays Dress Up

CelebrityCrunch — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:17:02 GMT

Lindsay Lohan is back to working filming a TV commercial on the streets of L.A. Looks like it's got some kind of sixties superhero theme judging from Lindsay various outfits and, you know, the guys dressed as Batman, Robin, the Hulk and Spiderman. Looks like a busy day of work for Lindsay, but it's nothing she can't handle. Four wardrobe changes and going through four different men all in the same day. Piece of cake. She's been training for this for years. View the rest of her outfits here. Photos: Wenn.com

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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Get Dressed Up

CelebrityCrunch — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:37:19 GMT

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel attended the premiere of Juno, Jennifer Garner's new film about a pregnant teenager. As you can see from the banner photo Kimmel and Silverman went all out for the event. Hair brush? Who needs a hair brush? Sarah probably spent all her time getting ready by combing out Jimmy's back hair and creating two eye brows. Don't get me wrong. I admire the two. They're like a ultimate sasquatch-comedian love story.

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Mickey Rourke Busted for DUI on His Scooter

CelebrityCrunch — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:39:08 GMT

Mickey Rourke has been arrested on suspicion of DUI in Miami Beach. According to the police report he was spotted weaving from lane to lane on his Vespa. When pulled over he reportedly had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, along with 'a strong odor of alcoholic beverage on his breath.' Mickey's response to the office was "What the fuck did I do". I think he played it all wrong. Mickey Rourke looks like he's had so much plastic surgery I'm pretty sure he could spin that into an excuse for just about anything. Bloodshot eyes - "But officer my eye's don't actually shut anymore". Slurred speech - "Hey man, I'm just getting used to my new veneers". Spells of alcohol - "Man, I banged Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart". I'm not sure that last one would really help, but he might as well throw it in.

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Katie Holmes is Impressive

CelebrityCrunch — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:14:50 GMT

Just a few days ago we spotted Katie Holmes all sweaty and unhot running the New York City marathon. We were momentarily excited at the fact she might be trying to escape, but then realized it was just a race. Well here's Katie once again, this time looking pretty damn good. Great actually. These pictures come from yesterdays self-congratulatory event at the Museum of the Moving Image where Tom was honored for his contributions to the art of film, I guess. How about those shoulders? More pictures here.

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Beowulf Premiere Pictures

CelebrityCrunch — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:33:29 GMT

Brad and Angelina hit the red carpet for the premiere of her new film Beowulf. The complete computer animated film puts a new spin on the classic story. Angelina Jolie does a nude scene in the film, though it’s all computer graphics. If you’ve seen the trailer, it’s pretty amazing looking. How much longer are we really going to need actors? More pictures here.

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