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Run to the Light, Paris Hilton!
Frankly, I’m still trying to grapple with the notion of Olsen Twin pubes. OLSEN TWIN PUBES! ACK! I curse Hugh fricking Heffner for cramming that image into my head. It’ll never scrub out...
Patrick Swayze Dying? No Ghost Jokes, Please!
Patrick Swayze’s not lookin’ too hot. Hell bells, to tell it true, the boy hasn’t looked too hot since 1984-ish, but how would I know that? I was barely even born yet maybe. But...
Mick Isn’t Murdered, Plus! Big Bellied Bimbos of the Stars!
We’ve spent way too much energy scrutinizing celebrity paunches lately, don’t you agree? Way too much—glaring and staring at this or that bimbos belly, trying to figure out,...
The Olsen Twins + Nudity= Death!
Alright. I’m ready to talk about it know, I think. Pardon me if I break into hysterical sobs and run screaming from the room. Which I will. Thank you. Now, you see a lot of crazy shit when you...
The Tears of a Goldberg!
When Paris Hilton cries, the angels sing. It is fricking hilarious. When Whoopie Goldberg cries, it is not hilarious. It’s horrible. No angels sing. It’s painful to the soul. The tears of...
His Name Is Prince, And He is Elderly!
Prince, who is very weird, has been very weird a very long time apparently, because he’s old suddenly. So old, in fact, that he fell down, and he couldn’t get fun-kay. So he wheeled his...
Prison Junking, Boob Showing, Jake Lovers!
Fascinating things are happening! Pipe down and pay attention! ‘m just kidding. You can pipe back up. I love it when you pipe. Check it out: Amy Winehouses’ husband overdosed on the horse,...
Jane's Jai-Jai!
Listen! LISTEN! I command you! By the flaming pink freckly nipples of Lindsay Lohan! I COMMAND YOU! This is IMPORTANT! Oh, wait a minute. No. It isn’t important at all. It’s just Britney...
Gary Coleman's Impenetrable Man-Hymen!
n the broader sense, the universal sense, I guess it doesn’t matter. Nope. Not a bit. We’ll all laugh about it some day. And heck, in a hundred years, as they say, who’ll give a...
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