DailyContempt

One year ago, Britney Spears shaved her head. It is the anniversary. Hooray.   Why did she do it? It’s a valid question, I think. For really, that was the definitive moment—the moment her cracks began to show. Hacking her hair off in those big wet chunks with that look on her...

Something amuses me. Amuses me! And I’m relatively confident that it will amuse you too. So I am going share it with you. That’s how much I love you. In the last, what? Six months? Six weeks? Six minutes? The celebrity headlines have screamed “REHAB!” and “JAIL!”...

Well, let’s just have out with it: “C&nt”, that’s what she said, and “c%nt” is what she meant. And especially for the benefit of you poor lost souls dangling under the tyrannies of office jobs, here it is again in your singular “Safe For Work”...

Do you wanna hear a rumor about a celebrity that is totally true? Are you sure? Awesome. Rob Reiner picks up migrant workers from the Home Depot parking lot and pays then to choke him in his shower. 100% true story.

Drugs. Well, they’re awesome, aren’t they? Of course they are. They must be. Totally awesome. Awesomest.   Awesomer than fabulous careers, fame, money, beauty, and teeth, otherwise how to explain Amy Winehouse? She’s more famous for her drugging than her singing, and Evel...

I’m going to have to break my promise again. I am an Indian promiser. That’s what I am. But it can’t be helped, it won’t be helped, I JUST have to say SOMETHING about BRITNY freaking SPEARS. I can’t help it!   And neither can you.   Well, the whole thing has...

Well, I’ve calmed down, thank you for asking, and today is a bright and fresh new day. Let us embrace it by, as I promised yesterday, not mentioning, um, Princess Crazypants. Besides, if you don’t think anything interesting is happening in the universe of celebrite except...

Is there anything happening in the world that is not Britney Spears, Britny Spears, BRITTNEY SPEARS?   No. Well. I didn’t really think so. According to a source:  “In a heavy British accent, a ballistic Brit screamed (about her parents), “I’m so sick of all of this...

Well, the big news today is that Heath Ledger is still dead. Horrible. But I’m keeping vigil. I’ll never stop. Never.    Stop looking at me like that. Have you never loved?   Besides that, Britney Spears is insane. It’s totally official. She is “in for...