The Insider: Contributed by DanasDirt

Miley Cyrus is so conservative.

DanasDirt — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:36:52 GMT

Miley Cyrus wore an ultra conservative 50’s style bathing suit on Malibu Beach the other day… She’s been filming Hannah Montana stuff like crazy… Here’s a bunch of pictures of Miley just being Miley over the weekend. Girl is busy… and like always so like TOTALLY happy!!! And I’m not at all making fun of her for wearing that swimsuit-I think it’s cute! Try looking at the photo album, let me know if you like how it works! Miley Cyrus filming Hannah Montana in Malibu Miley Cyrus and cute pretty boy filming in Malibu Miley is like always totally having a blast! Miley on a surfboard filming Hannah Montana Miley on a super fun beach ride Doing a cartwheel to impress the boy! Only he doesn't look impressed... Miley's Marsha Brady bathing suit! It's nice she's so conservative! Daddy Ray shows up with his hairy-vagina-like beard Lunch on the beach! Yogurt in the car In the water in her clothes Playing with her friend Miley getting yogurt with her family Photos: Splash News Online

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NAME THAT (BULGING) PACKAGE!

DanasDirt — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:40:42 GMT

It’s Joey Lawrence!!! There are so many things wrong with him right now… I mean, yeah, he thinks he’s studly and he’s in shape, but he’s wearing a v-neck that looks like it came from Express - the women’s side. His jeans are entirely too tight, he stole the belt from Tim McGraw, and it doesn’t go with the metro tee and the silver jewelry… And the FLIP FLOPS just MAKE THE OUTFIT, don’t they? Seriously, that belt buckle and those tight jeans do NOT go with FLIP FLOPS!!! Especially not white girly ones. He would have been fine with that shirt and a pair of shorts from Old Navy or something… He totally gets his toes done too. NAME THAT PACKAGE Does he get his toes done? Joey Lawrence, buff & tough, in FLIP FLOPS! It's Joey Lawrence!!! Joey Lawrence, the bulge from the side. Joey Lawrence, his wife Chandie, and daughter Charleston Photos: Splash News Online

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Richie Sambora eating a big chuck of chicken!

DanasDirt — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:22:50 GMT

Richie Sambora eating… stuffing his face… I love pictures of celebrities chowing down. He’s in Greenwich Village with friends. Then he waved at the camera… I guess he’s doing better, you know, not drinking and whatnot. This week. Richie Sambora waving to the paparazzi Richie Sambora eating in Greenwich Village NYC Richie getting solicited for M&M's - for a good cause I'm sure! Photos: Splash News Online

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NKOTB are still so fine!

DanasDirt — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:25:48 GMT

Randomly I just thought of this. Does anyone remember the “New Kids Got Run Over By a Reindeer” parody that came out when they were super popular? I just always remember that… This one’s for all my friends who are true fans… you can sing that to the tune of this one’s for the children… children of the wooooorrrrlllldddd… sing it! I wish their song was doing better… my station doesn’t even play it. Makes me sad. Photo: Splash News Online

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Miley Cyrus with hot older men??

DanasDirt — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:01:29 GMT

Miley Cyrus had some boy crazy fun while filming scenes for Hannah Montana and the case of the ultra-short wedgie shorts on Malibu Beach. Seriously, when you’re a 4, wear a 4, not a 0! Anyway, does anyone else think this is a bit much… I mean she’s 15, of course the hormones are raging, but does she really need to be manhandled by a bunch of dudes who would go to jail for dating her? I just don’t get it. I have a daughter and I just wouldn’t want this going on when she’s 15. It’s pretty nasty!! Am I just a prude? Let me know what you think of the new photo galleries! Should be much easier to navigate and when you’re done, the “Home” button is in the top left of the page under my chunky face! I tried to make it as simple as possible so you can just view the pictures without a lot of back and forth and scrolling… The comments DO come through again… the error is driving us all nuts because GoDaddy says it’s in my code and the people who help me out say it’s with GoDaddy… anyone know??? Either way, the comments do come through to me for approval. I only weed out the real nasty people because it’s my blog and if you don’t like me, I don’t have to post your comment. Have a nice day… I have a bunch more stuff I want to post but I’ve been trying to fix another issue I’m having since midnight… it is now 3am and I have to get some sleep. I’m taking Kyla and my boyfriend’s nephews to the aquarium tomorrow. Well, today. I am working on a celebrity houses album… I have found TONS of them… Britney’s houses, Brad and Jen when they were together, Reese & Ryan’s old house, Charlie Sheen’s ridiculous mansion, the inside of Scarlett Johansson’s place… it’s fun. Oh, and I’m moving next week. So if I’m not here… that’s why. Seriously, it’s been a busy summer so far!! Miley Cyrus filming Hannah Montana with hot guys. Miley on the new Simpson's ride at Universal Hollywood Miley actually acting like a 15 year old. Miley & her mom Tish Cyrus at Universal Miley with a bunch of older men!! She is 15!! Could her shorts get any tighter? WEDGIE! This is just dirty. Or am I just a prude?? Miley Cyrus filming on the beach Miley dancing with mom. That's her mom right?

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Amy Winehouse hit her security guard!

DanasDirt — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:44:02 GMT

Another day in the life of the wacky Amy Winehouse! Yesterday she was spotted going into a drug and alcohol counselling center so word spread that maybe she was getting some much needed help… but she walked right out of that place and headed to a PUB CRAWL! She went to 4 bars, did tequila shots, then headed home… When she got there she wacked her security guard in the face!!! The poor guy… I wouldn’t want Amy touching me with a 10 foot pole, let alone her disgusting hands. Seriously, she is FILTHY. Amy Winehouse posing on the street Amy Winehouse hit her security guard... Amy Winehouse hit her security guard Photos: Splash News Online

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Pic of Ashlee Simpsons baby bump!

DanasDirt — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:07:03 GMT

WOW she is bumping out fast! Ashlee Simpson is now 4 months pregnant and she’s been working out 6 days a week with Jessica’s trainer to try to keep her weight down. Pete Wentz loves her new curves, and her bigger boobs, and doesn’t think she should be so concerned… Photo/story from Star Magazine

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Guy Ritchie & Rocco in NYC

DanasDirt — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:56:56 GMT

So even though Madonna and Guy Ritchie are trying to act like they’re still together and like Madonna’s got nothing to do with A-Rod’s divorce, they’ve apparently already started splitting up their stuff! They have some huge estate in Wiltshire in the UK and Madonna’s letting him have it… What does she need it for? She’ll be in NY with A-Rod!! The thing is… he gets all kinds of young hot ass, why would he commit to Madonna… I think it’s just a dirty sex thing, nothing more, he’s a PIG - nobody will ever keep him faithful. Yankees Suck.

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Matthew & Camila have a baby boy!

DanasDirt — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:32:56 GMT

IT’S A BOY! Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are the proud parents of a baby boy… He was born last night at 6:22pm and weighs 7lb 4oz… No name has been released yet. OK Magazine has the full story and comments from Matthew.

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Lindsay Lohan taking a lunch break

DanasDirt — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:54:43 GMT

Lindsay Lohan takes a lunch break on the set of Labor Pains. If you look closely at the picture of her legs, it looks like her girl Samantha Ronson likes her a little furry! Oh, so I guess Paris Hilton wants to do a reality special with Lindsay and Britney Spears, where they set the record straight and talk about the paparazzi and how it affects their lives, etc. She’s been inspired by Denise Richards and Living Lohan. It would be pretty damn sad if Lindz agreed to do Paris’s show but not her own mother’s. I doubt that rumor is true anyway because Paris totally ditched Britney a while ago, and don’t she and Lindsay hate each other? Lindsay Lohan filming Labor Pains Lindsay Lohan filming Labor Pains Lindsay Lohan filming Labor Pains Photos: Splash News Online

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Nicole Kidman & Keith Urbans new baby!

DanasDirt — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:55:22 GMT

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their new baby girl “Sunday Rose Kidman Urban”… She was born early this morning in Nashville. She weighs 6lbs, 7.5oz. All went well with the birth! SUNDAY? Anyone know why she named this kid Sunday??? She was born on a Monday… perhaps she was conceived on a Sunday???

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TomKat with kids in Telluride

DanasDirt — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:52:00 GMT

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took the kids to Telluride, CO for the 4th. Suri’s got some chocolate on her face! She looks super cute… and Katie looks super unattractive. She keeps getting uglier and uglier, I’m sorry!!! Tom, Katie, Suri, Conner in Telluride, CO for the 4th Tom Cruise with Suri and Conner Tom Cruise with Suri on the 4th

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Jim Carey in a womans bathing suit!

DanasDirt — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:48:40 GMT

Jim Carrey wore Jenny’s bathing suit on the beach in Malibu. He was purposely looking a fool for the paparazzi. What a freaking clown he is. And with such a straight frigging face!!! Jenny’s totally trying not to laugh. Jim Carrey in fun bathing suit Jim Carrey in Jenny's bathing suit Jim Carrey in woman's bathing suit

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