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I’m working as a temp in a financial office! Finally!  I’ve been unemployed for such a long time that I forgot Visa’s primary function.  Apparently they are NOT an expense account.  In other news I may be moving to Mexico for a very very long time.  ...

Holy hell!!! Where have I been? Let me start off by saying I apologize sincerely for the long halt on the celebrity blogging and vlogging.  I’ve been extremely frustrated with my unemployment status, and I’ve been busy with my new and exciting personal life developments.  I...

No not my own wedding....first I have to find a mate willing to let me inject my poison into his veins as I devour his upper body.  Don't watch Planet Earth, unless you're going to bring a date over and make out with her while watching PLANET EARTH.....ahem..wink wink. I am unemployed....

Another blog I love - PerezHilton.com!

McConaughey said the following about his new child Levi....yes...LEVI:"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is...

Lindsay McLeggings and stud muffin Samantha Ronson have matching promise bracelets that are not only taking their sham of a relationship to a whole new level, but are ugly as hell. According to a “source” : “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each...

If you play CLOSE attention to this trailer, and I mean REAL close, you'll notice nothing new happening. WOW, how exciting!  I'm excited for one reason only, I get to return to my Hills Parodies.  Expect them real soon!

He may be dumb as hell, and looks it too, but I’d hit it.  Here is Chace Crawford distracting us from Maggie’s fashion at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in the Hamptons on Saturday.   Yes that is a white people event.  Wow I am ANGRY today…this is what...

I hate Maggie Gyllenhaal.  Wow I wish I could have articulated that emotion for you, but it’s pure and simple, I hate her.  And now even more than ever.  Because she decided to redeem her bad acting by showing up in a silk jumper three sizes too big in all the wrong...