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McConaughey said the following about his new child Levi....yes...LEVI:"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is...

Lindsay McLeggings and stud muffin Samantha Ronson have matching promise bracelets that are not only taking their sham of a relationship to a whole new level, but are ugly as hell. According to a “source” : “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each...

If you play CLOSE attention to this trailer, and I mean REAL close, you'll notice nothing new happening. WOW, how exciting!  I'm excited for one reason only, I get to return to my Hills Parodies.  Expect them real soon!

He may be dumb as hell, and looks it too, but I’d hit it.  Here is Chace Crawford distracting us from Maggie’s fashion at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in the Hamptons on Saturday.   Yes that is a white people event.  Wow I am ANGRY today…this is what...

I hate Maggie Gyllenhaal.  Wow I wish I could have articulated that emotion for you, but it’s pure and simple, I hate her.  And now even more than ever.  Because she decided to redeem her bad acting by showing up in a silk jumper three sizes too big in all the wrong...

Christian Bale was taken into police custody for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister at London’s Dorchester Hotel.  Not only did he fight off the allegations but Bale cooperated with the cops and has been released without any charges.  Duh!  He is Batman after all!...

Is what I hope the next headline to read.  Apparently Heidi and Spencer Pratt are going to Iraq to support the troops.   The first thought that came to mind was….we’re still there??? But my mind shifted faster than a hamster’s when I realized how brutally funny it...

Megan Fox may be a pretty girl, but that’s about it. And her exterior is not all that either, if I wanted Angelina I’d hit Angelina.  I don’t want her cheap clone.  If I was a dude the only thing I’d want from her better present itself in the first minute of...

AND it wasn’t long before someone did what I thought they would do.  E! Online decided to compare the dress the so very useless L.C wore to the The Dark Knight premier to none other than the curvy useless creature known as Khloe Kardashian.  Here is my original post  to...

Okay so I may have exaggerated that headline, but when I hear James McAvoy and Matt Damon in one sentence I kind of get all Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction….or just Glenn Close in about anything.  Bitch is scary.  James McAvoy revealed the following to Details Magazine: “I...