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I hate my computer!  I hate it with every ounce of passion I have left in my fragile body.  Seriously, I am so sorry for this delay!  AND I have been actually busy this month, REALLY busy looking for employment, but I have another video to showcase my slow insanity. For now I bring...

Happy 4th of July to all you Americans and all you non-Americans currently being held hostage in your own countries by American military.  Isn’t Independence fun??? God I love America, it is truly a land of opportunity!  Just ask Samantha Ronson.  Sure she is useless and...

Hello all, As you may have noticed I didn't post a video this week!  The joys and woes of new age technology!  I was having camera issues and I have been doing a lot of physical training at home to finally recover from my very itchy stitches!   But expect a video to be...

Cosmo has always been my friend but they fail me every time with their over airbrushed covers.  I’m not a fan of ScarJo but we all know she is not a size….what the hell is that anyway??  It looks like she's trying really hard not to fart. My waist is smaller than that...

I am so sick of the Lohan family that what I am about to say may shock the delicate sensibilities of Charles Manson.  I want to throw them into the recording studio of Heidi Montag and throw away the key. Last week the mother of soon to be Hollywood Pop Tart screw up, 13 year old Ashley...

Happy Canada Day Everyone!  Enjoy the sun...er...well Canadian sun anyway.....yay for thinking it's so hot when it's 21 degrees out!  God I am so for global warming right now.  And now that my political incorrectness is out of the way, let's enjoy a classic:

It is no surprise that I despise the grounds Cristiano Ronaldo walks on.  It’s very simple: he is a bitch.  Okay maybe it’s not that simple. He is the most arrogant soccer player alive, and yes he unfortunately can back it up because he can play and extremely well, but...

"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her,...

I have been trying to incorporate a segment called Fabulous Fake Friday Fling whenever I can for this site.  So far I found that people responded really well to video parodies which is why I will be doing my best to parody Wanted after I watch it today.  However, I’m going to...

Wanted opens up today and since I’m in……between jobs at the moment, I am going to watch the matinee today.  James McAvoy is every box office’s dreamboat.  Angelina….not so much.  And now add a little bit of Morgan Freeman and two hours of guns...