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I don't know what it is about the "Silver Fox" that gets me everytime.  He is my new and very wrong yet raging obsession.  And last night he proved that he is also funny:

In celebration of hump day:

I give myself a pat on the back for this blog’s title.   Shut up, you would too if your day consisted of eating stale cereal and making sock puppets.   I am very creative and unemployed! John Mayer was stopped by the po po in L.A. because he was driving with expired...

The Council of Fashion Designers of America held a gala last night to honor people who make more money than me and have way too much time on their hands.  And since fashion is a “personal” and “creative” outlet, many of the celebrities showed up looking like Ronald...

My reconstructive surgery is finally coming towards …somewhat of an end!  On June 10 (Next Tuesday) I will be receiving an implant in the breast they removed a year ago.  I should be home the same day BUT the recovery process may be a week and a bit longer than I expected.  I...

I was having major issues with Youtube yesterday and I couldn’t upload my Movie Monday Fling video earlier.  So I do apologize and I really hope you enjoy my RANT. The Sex and The City Movie was horrible.  It was horrendous, and now I hear they are already making a sequel?  It...

My husband-even-he-don’t-know-it-yet Matt Damon won last night at the Spike Guy’s Choice Awards.  An award show as useless as the creatures it attends to.   I am seriously pms today gang. He won Biggest Ass Kicker and was voted Guy of The Year. I can just hear the...

I was watching Fight Club today, and there’s a scene where Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are discussing people they would like to fight and it really made me think.  Just who would I want to punch in the face?  Since my real life friends (all 2 of them!) suffer enough by simple...

Megan Fox is typically gorgeous.  Even though her lips were obviously enhanced (awfulplasticsurgery.com) and even though she is a poor man’s version of Angelina Jolie, and even though she is useless to my existence and pretty sure to her own as well, she is attractive. But she...

She is still sticking to the who farted bitch face and upon closer inspection, this is a shirt, not a dress.   Oh Lindsay, close but no dice. Also I don't know who's working on her obviously enhanced lips, but he/she needs to be shot.  Bitch looks like she's pushing 45 and she...