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Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not - repeat, NOT - getting a divorce. Got that? Because she will cut you if you don't stop talking sh*t about her and that guy she leaves behind at the country house while she's off saving the world and buying orphans and handling the balls of major sports stars her...

Ye olde tongues and wooden teeth are wagging in Philadelphia this morn, as our newly established freedom of the press has allowed the papers to finally print the question we've all been secretly pondering. Why IS Betsy Ross always hiding her stomach behind that grand olde flag? The comely lady,...

As you sit down to enjoy some bar-be-cue and engage in the beautiful, honored pastime of blowing stuff up, please take a moment to remember what our country is all about ... Stuff on sticks. While some countries parade around their ice creams on a stick (we patriots scoff at such elementary...

I am feeling very lazy in the apocalyptic heat, so I asked my friend P. to blog about how Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show is brilliant and everyone should watch it. "Can't I say it's cheap and offensive?" he rejoindered.† I sighed. "See, my problem is that I actually take things...

Huglies? You know what I'm talkin' about. Who needs a pretty boy when you could have this? Or this? This isn't Javier Bardem's best look, but who the fack cares? HUGLY. Ditto Jack White. Maybe not so much with the all-red/white-belt outfit, but whatever. Still hot ugly. Gary Oldman:...

I don't like those incessant "bump watch" posts, since these days it seems like no one in the public eye can get away with eating a ham sandwich for lunch without immediately being painted as pregnant. But I think the paps might be on to something here. Naomi Watts has been spotted around town...

Gym Class Heroes - get thee to YouTube if you haven't heard of them! - frontman Travis McCoy was arrested onstage last night after defending himself against a fan who'd called him a horrible racial slur and then tried to physically assault him. Last night during the band's Warped Tour set in St....

Some of the awesomeness that has been on We Covet this week, for your link-clicking enjoyment: Anarchic Coloring Book We Covet: An alternative coloring book with all sorts of funky images and spaces for crayon freestyling is a godsend. Urban Baby  Blanket We Covet: This adorable blanky is...

Bang a gong, it's on! I enjoy a good catfight. A friend of ours heads up the tour production for a number of artists, one of which is John Mayer, and there have been ... whispers of his playboy ways. I mean, one would have to be a playboy to date the walking VD lab experiment that is Kimberly...