MiracleBobster

Charles Manson's mother made him dress up to look like a girl, and look what happened to him.

This guy's not much of a magician if all he can conjure up is this bag of (nasty) tricks.

Yikes! This picture is really bothering me. How did this hookup happen? Major downgrade by Miss Morissette by the way, from Ryan Reynolds to Stubby-Arms. How sad.

Bechet is his biological trophy, right? Poor unfortunate thing, it even looks like him ... and you say it's a girl? Wow.

She had better eat all on her plate ... that fetus already weighs more than she does.

How manly is Hayden? Excavator, dump truck, construction "toys", golly, what a true he-man. NOT NOT NOT

Now there's a real rock star. Did it all, snorted ants, ate a bat and lived to tell the tale. Listening, Lindsey? Ants, man, it's all about ants.

I worship this woman. However, I am also aware of her severe limitations in the film/acting department - not to mention what it is doing to her face. Yikes. Hey! David! Bring Mommy a cocktail. Stat.

Help me Holy Paris, Help me. I can't look away, am I bad for loving this total trainwreck that is Lohan? Writhing on the lobby floor, panty-less, trying to get Callum to notice her ... it doesn't get much better than this people.

Just check out that 'poor little me' pout. Too bad they don't have chain gangs anymore ... I'm surprised The Bible didn't burst into flames in her nastly claws.