Nobodies

Paris Hilton needs a ghostwriter for her blog because she manages to come off sounding like a marginally literate moron. I mean, wow. Of the losers on her new show she says, "Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way." In reference to trips the group has made to places like Las...

Lynne Spears' upcoming memoir will touch on the "dark period" of her daughter Britney's life "from a mother's eyes," according to Curt Harding, a rep for the Christian publishing company, Thomas Nelson. The book is set to come out in September and will be called Through the Storm: A Real Story of...

Looks like Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are making nice again, at least for the cameras. The pair were spotted heading to Crow Bar last night amid rumors of a big falling out. Lo Bosworth and Justin Bobby were also on hand. Source

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to subject you to their wedding via live telecast. The most charmless couple ever are in talks with MTV's Tony DiSanto and a source says he's interested in the project. Heidi recently told Us Weekly that the couple's dream wedding would take place on Sir Richard...

Ashlee Simpson's baby bump is starting to show, her boobs are getting bigger and obviously she's especially proud of that. In light of her pregnancy Ashlee has cancelled her summer tour, saying on her MySpace, "The truth is I want to put on an amazing show for you the next time I come to your town,"...

Britney Spears hung with unlikely pal Mel Gibson at an exclusive cigar club in Beverly Hills Tuesday night. The 26-year-old pop wreck and 52-year-old Mel met for yet another "guidance session." The two arrived separately at the members-only Havana Club around 7 p.m. Britney had her bodyguard and...

Bravo has a Top Chef spin-off in the works for kiddie chef wannabes. The aptly tled Top Chef Junior will feature contestants ages 13-16 battling it out for the tle in a series of cooking competions. The network has ordered eight episodes of the show but it's not known when it will actually go into...

Just like the rest of us, Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" by her mom Linda's, 48, relationship with 19-year-old Charlie Hill. "I went to school with him," Brooke, 20, says of her mom's new boy toy. "He was a grade under me." She adds, "This is really weird… I personally don't like it at...

It seems that Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are more than just drifting apart. There may be an all out feud brewing. Last week Lauren reportedly flipped out when she came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot with a weekly magazine. LC pitched a fit, stomping and all, because she had...

Rumor had it that Lindsay Lohan and gal pal Samantha Ronson were on the outs after a tiff over the weekend. But the two were seen laughing it up Monday on the set of Lindsay's new movie, Labor Pains. The couple was later seen dining at II Sole with singer Lily Allen. Lily blogged about the dinner,...