The Insider: Contributed by Showbiz_Chika

Maxim France for Keeley Hazell

Showbiz_Chika — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:57:34 GMT

There are two women on this planet that prove the idea that any super hot chick can be famous if she plays her cards right. Pamela Anderson is one and Keeley Hazell is the other. Essentially, they’ve lived the same exact life. They’ve both had slutty sex tapes and they both have absolutely no talent. They both have huge boobs and, even though Keeley Hazell says her jugs are real, they’re both fake. Keeley also said she was a virgin after her sex tape leaked. Clearly, she’s a lying bitch. So in two separate cases two smokin’ hot chicks with no discernible talent have made themselves famous. Then again, I know a bunch of chicks that are at least as hot and they are working jobs like Hooters waitress and prostitute. Not much in the way of health care insurance at those gigs. Enjoy these photos of Keeley Hazell looking ridiculously hot in the August issue of Maxim France.

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Maria Sharapova: Did you see that??

Showbiz_Chika — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:07:11 GMT

Cut the shit Maria Sharapova, go and do some drills. We wonder why these amazing athletes become worse and worse at their sports. Well here’s the only reason: The Media. Sharapova has been doing so many campaigns, ads and all the other shits that Hollywood is made for. And now at the prestigious Wimbledon, she decides to get screwed by Alla Kudryavtseva. What the bloody hell is your problem Maria? You beat Serena Williams 4 years ago. Now you’re pathetic. Sharapova responded to the defeat:

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Is this true,33% done with building a time machine of John Mayer

Showbiz_Chika — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:16:01 GMT

While John Mayer is generally considered to be a douchbagging cad, I do enjoy the way he teases the paparazzi. He doesn’t freak out at them or curse them like a lot of celebs, and he doesn’t desperately court them like Paris Hilton or a few others I won’t name. But he sure knows how to stay in the papers. My favorite was when he wore the Borat tankini and read a copy of Us Weekly. And later when he mounted a sunbather and massaged him. Stuff like that makes me think I’d really like the guy if he weren’t constantly macking on anything with two legs and two nipples. That’s right, I said macking. I went there. Oh and nipples. But I try to write that at least three times a day.

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Christina Applegate Boyfriend Lee Grivas, Found Dead

Showbiz_Chika — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:14:48 GMT

Lee Grivas was an aspiring photographer, and also the on and off again boyfriend of Christina Applegate. The couple had a rocky relationship due to his battle with drugs. According to reports, Grivas had battled drugs and alcohol since he was a teenager. Back in April, Christina and Lee gave their relationship another shot, as he made another attempt at staying clean and sober. Sadly, it seems Grivas lost his battle with drugs at the young age of 26. Although an autopsy has yet to be completed, there are no signs of foul play or trauma.

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Weekly Entertainment the Dark night Cover

Showbiz_Chika — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:12:50 GMT

Christian Bale and Heath Ledger On Entertainment Weekly Cover With The Dark Knight about to be released, the interesting interviews and magazine covers are starting to come out. First up is Entertainment Weekly with Batman and Joker (Christian Bale and Heath Ledger) sharing the cover. In an interview for the magazine, Director Christopher Nolan gives intriguing detailsabout the movie and Heath Ledger’s fearless performance.

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Obama Look alike

Showbiz_Chika — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:49:52 GMT

Illinois senator and presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been transformed into a muscle-bound toy action figure by an American firm Herobuilders. The company says its “Beach Blanket Obama” doll - on sale now for $21.95 USD - was inspired by paparazzi-style photos of the 46-year-old politician running on the beach in Hawaii earlier this year. I’d say they captured his likeness dead on, eh?

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Nice Outfit of Vanessa Hudgens

Showbiz_Chika — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:47:42 GMT

And shoes. And bags. And accessories. Damn, this girl has a big wardrobe! Vanessa Hudgens has been in New York for all of 24 hours and we’ve already seen her in a multitude of styles. Vanessa made stops at Good Morning America and TRL to promote her new album Identified; she also did some shopping at Intermix and had a meeting at Marc Ecko’s. Well, I guess a busy schedule calls for many outfits! Luckily my schedule only calls for one pair of jean cut offs, a tank top and a pair of reading glasses, but I find it no less glamorous.

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Zac Efron Poses

Showbiz_Chika — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:46:11 GMT

Zac Efron, it’s been awhile. We caught up with the cool guy in a parking garage in Beverly Hills who has just wrapped High School Musical 3. Zac must be a lonely boy since his lady Vanessa is currently in New York promoting her album but I’m sure he has plenty of (boy)friends to keep him company!

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Sexy Post of Carmen Electra

Showbiz_Chika — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:48:53 GMT

I am tired of posting recent shit becaue the world has gone to shit and I am more interested in a simplier time, so this is Carmen Electra in some unknown photoshoot from a long time ago, spreading her legs and showing us her tits, both things that we’ve seen before and are happy to see again. I guess you could say that she is nothing but a one-trick pony, except she will never turn tricks for you or ride you like a pony, you sick beastiality fuck, despite what your imagination that you believe is reality because you are insane and don’t get away from the computer might tell you.

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Hillary Clinton Give her Full Support to Barack Obama

Showbiz_Chika — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:36:48 GMT

In a marbled speech, on a sunny afternoon, in Washington D.C. today, Sen. Hillary Clinton suspended her campaign for the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. Warnings of the wounded-but-writhing Republican machine and calls of party unity led to a climatic “Yes We Can” endorsement of Sen. Barack Obama.

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Brody Jenner in her white Bikini

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:34:44 GMT

The thing I like about Brody Jenner is that she realizes no one gives a f*ck about him and has gone so far as to brand his entire body with his name as some kind of billboard in hopes that the name resonates with some people and they turn to each other and say “Jenner, that sounds familiar, isn’t there someone on TV named Jenner” causing some kind of disagreement that leads them approaching the motherfucker to settle the bet they are having and sometimes that means vagina gets thrown his way because girls seem to care about that shit more than dudes do.

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Too hot Odette Yustman

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:33:22 GMT

Here’s the next Megan Fox (as someone once predicted) Odette Yustman to kick off the weekend. Now, Odette might now be burning up the town like Megan Fox did, but she’s still ultra-cute, and she can sure fit her perfect legs into a pair of jeans like it’s nobody’s business. Anyways, here she is at the Nylon Magazine/MySpace shindig, and last weekend’s MTV Movie Awards . Have a

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Hot Tiffany Mulheron

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:31:19 GMT

This Scottish fox is Tiffany Mulheron, star of some British TV show, or something like that. I’m hungover.

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Fat legs of Alicia Keys

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:58:21 GMT

Looks like Alicia Keys, who was reportedly a marathon runner has hung up her running shoes and committed herself to her piano and by piano I mean extra-large double cheese pizza. I had more respect for this girl when I thought her last name was actually Keys, thinking how crazy a coincidence it was. But it turns out that it’s just some kind of nickname thatshe gave herself that happens to be a lot more appealing than Large Fry Thighs. I wonder if I’d be more successful if I changed my name was Jesus Useless Guy On the Internet, since it would let people know what they are singing up for, but the flow just isn’t as cool as “Keys”, but that’s not my fault, I’m not black.

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Charlie Sheen Bikini Moment

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:56:42 GMT

Charlie Sheen got married to some ex-actor turned real estate agent named Brooke Mueller because I can only assume he knocked her up and is doing the noble thing or because he doesn’t want to pay the outrageous commissions real estate agents demand, especially on multi-million dollar homes.

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Is Chris Brown the new RnB king?

Showbiz_Chika — Sun, 11 May 2008 10:25:48 GMT

Chris Brown will tell you that Michael Jackson is his biggest influence, but it was Usher who came to mind when you first saw the then 16-year-old budding R&B, hip-hop, pop star pop-locking across a high school gymnasium in his debut video “Run It!” nearly three years ago. Usher’s recurrent singles from his 9 times platinum Confessions album were still lingering on the charts as Chris entered the game capturing the attention of Usher fans and even connecting with tweens who couldn’t yet relate to Usher’s need to confess his infidelities and to painfully “let it burn.”

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Korean Beyonce Kim Ok Bin

Showbiz_Chika — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:54:33 GMT

The latest hot topic in Korea is a video that was made by Korean actress Kim Ok Bin. The YouTube video is labeled Korean Beyonce because of the music that plays in the background, and the way Kim dances. Kim Ok Bin is currently filming a movie called Bat, which is directed by Park Chan Wook.

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Reality TV for Jennifer Lopez

Showbiz_Chika — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:33:17 GMT

Jennifer Lopez is about the open her personal life for a new television series on TLC, the cable channel announced Wednesday. The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the “docu-series,” which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career — including launching a new fragrance — with motherhood. Source

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Facebook Page of Lindsay Lohan

Showbiz_Chika — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:19:46 GMT

Lindsay Lohan is using her girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s last name on her Facebook page. Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook page includes celebrity friends like Marc Jacobs, Lauren Conrad, model Jessica Stam and that famous-for-no-reason Cory Kennedy. Despite rumors that she has been hitting the bottle hard again, Lindsay’s ‘Status’ claims she is taking her sobriety very seriously. There are tons of fake FB and MySpace pages out there and this certainly could be another one, but this one is just random enough to be real.

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