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Thursday, July 24, 2008
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Wah: (Exclamation) The noise a stupid crybaby makes. As is the plight with many of Hollywood's marginally talented young actresses who make mediocre career choices, Megan Fox too carries the weight of the heavy cross of hotness. She tells MTV UK.com, "I'm not comfortable with it (FHM Sexiest...
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Proof that nightmares really can come true! Brooke Hogan may really be posing for Playboy.(Yeeeah!) Bai Ling reveals her nipples in public; straight men cover their mouths in horror. (Celebslam) Anna Kournikova can't play tennis, but that doesn't stop her from taking off her clothes. (The Blemish)...
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Eerie: (Adjective) Strange and frightening or unsettling. Hear me out now. It's not the Dead Daddy Cake that creeps me out, it's the maniacal grinning and giving of the thumbs up. Personally, I think Dead Daddy Cake is a dish best served somber. Of course, I always cry while I'm eating cake, but...
Published: 4 hours ago
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Trailer Trash (Adjective) Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park. The UK's Sun -- that unholy bastion of truth -- claims to have a source who knows the scoop behind the "assault" incident between Christian Bale and his family on Sunday...
Published: 5 hours ago
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BLINK! This post does not contain a definition; it contains a plea. You'd think Miss Universe would be experienced enough by now with, like, life, that she'd know to blink every once in a while. I feel like she's trying to burn a hole in my soul with her eyes.
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Sexy Mofo (Noun) A sexy mutha you know what! frick Mulder! You wanna talk about getting hotter and hotter over the years, let's talk about Luis Guzman. Rawr! Is that rain drops or sweat that's gathered around his gut, because Daddy likey. Daddy wanna give Luis a tongue bath.
Published: 6 hours ago
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Sexy Mama: (Slang) An individual who is smokin' hot. Mmmmm... Pardon me while I melt into a puddle of quivering jelly. How is even possible for someone to just keep getting so much fricking hotter and hotter as the years go by? Oh yeah, and you know, Gillian Anderson ain't looking so shabby...
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Drama Queen (Noun) An overly dramatic person; someone who turns something unimportant into a major fricking deal. Kelsey Grammar, whose spokesmen revealed seven weeks ago that he suffered from a mild heart-attack while vacationing in Bermuda, told "Entertainment Tonight" that the heart attack...
Published: 7 hours ago
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Wrong: (Adverb) In an unsuitable or undesirable manner or direction. What. The frick. Seriously now. There is so much going on in this picture that disturbs me, I'm almost at a loss. First of all, why are three adolescent boys who are allegedly A) straight, B) virgins and C) brothers draped on each...
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