Dotspotter: Contributed by alyk

Daily Link Dump

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:20:24 GMT

I can’t believe she’s married to that dude. [RR] Nikki Cox’s face scares me. [WIMB] This looks ridiculous. [PB] 50 Cent is reportedly on the verge of signing a $300 million branding deal. [GB] Friday mix tape featuring new Ratatat. [MW] Zahara Jolie-Pitt thinks she’s pregnant with a pig. [CB] Pete Wentz had a totally awesome bachelor party with Papa Joe. [BB] Heidi Montag plans on faking a pregnancy this summer for publicity. [AIW] Kirsten Dunst is allegedly back on the bottle. [DS] It looks like Audrina Patridge has a new set of fake boobs. [TB] Leighton Meester had fluffy hair at the Dior Cruise runway show. [BST] Tila Tequila is so unattractive. [DH]...

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Lily Allen Doesn’t Feel Well

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:30:54 GMT

After spending the week sunbathing topless and partying in the French Riviera, Lily Allen looked to be a bit worse for the wear. The singer went out last night in Cannes with her father, Keith Allen, and by the end of the night, Keith was forced to support his drunken daughter in a taxi. Source

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It Really Sucks to be OJ’s Girlfriend

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:00:00 GMT

OJ Simpson’s Nicole-Brown-look-a-like girlfriend was seriously injured over the weekend after she attempted to cross a busy highway and was struck by on-coming traffic. Christie Prody ended up going through a car windshield, and suffered two broken legs. Oh, and she got a ticket for jaywalking. Florida Highway Patrol Lt. Pat Santangelo said Christie Prody was injured early Saturday morning on the Don Shula Expressway near Miller Drive after she pulled over to an emergency lane because she had two flat tires on her 2-door Mitsubishi. Police say she rode on the flat tires for quite a distance because one of the tires was completely shredded and the other had come off the rim...

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Little Ali Lohan is in Denial

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:30:45 GMT

While discussing their new reality show “Living Lohan,” Dina Lohan and daughter Ali were asked by Extra what they thought of Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with BFF Samantha Ronson. The pair hit out against rumors that Lindsay and Samantha are a couple. “They’re just best friends,” insists Ali, 14. Dina adds, “Samantha’s an amazing girl.” . In response to the tabloid reports bashing the Lohan family, Dina says, “I’ve learned to just deal with it. It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now … It really does hurt, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” So they can accept the fact that...

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OMG, Ew Ew Ew

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:00:07 GMT

According to Splash, Britney Spears’ sleazy ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, is shopping around a sex tape staring himself and Britney during her heavily-crazy days. The pair reportedly shot the tape during their bizarre 24 hour trip to Rosarito, Mexico. Although the tape is kink-free, Britney kept the shit wacko by insisting on keeping on her pink wig throughout their… lovemaking. “Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer...

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Cracky D-Listers Line Up for Rehab

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:30:39 GMT

The next season of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” is shaping up to be awesome. Among the new set of crackies under Dr. Drew’s direction include Heidi Fleiss, Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, and Nick Carter’s unfortunate-looking younger brother, Aaron Carter. Carter was busted last February during a traffic stop in Texas when cops found two ounces of pot in the car he was driving. Former NBAer Dennis Rodman has also been approached about appearing on the show, but has yet to commit, according to production sources. VH1 officials declined to confirm casting on the show, which is slated to begin filming in early June. Remember when Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used...

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Someone’s Getting Hitched

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:00:01 GMT

Shortly after the California Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage, Ellen DeGeneres reportedly announced plans to marry her girlfriend, Portia de Rossi. A spy in the audience of this afternoon’s taping of the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” tells us that after Ellen mentioned today’s California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state’s ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O. Ha ha, suck it, broke-ass Anne Heche.

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Mom Boobs in a Pucci Dress

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 04:06:26 GMT

Photographers snapped Christina Aguilera in NYC today wearing an adorable Pucci dress and Louboutin heels. Christina is reportedly in town for a few runway shows before heading back home to LA. She looks pretty hot for a broad that just gave birth five months ago. Source

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Posh Would Like to Sell You Something

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:49:46 GMT

Victoria Beckham headed to London this week to pimp out her line of jeans, dVb Denim. An anti-fur protest attempted to stop her from getting to Harrods, but Victoria made it to her promotional gig, and declared she was in London because it was “the most stylish city in the world.” Dozens of fans queued for several hours outside the prestigious store as they waited in anticipation to meet their fashion idol - on the condition they bought something from her collection between 9th to 15th May. After leaving the Dorchester Hotel, Victoria got into a BMW to make the less than a mile journey to Harrods, where she was greeted by a horde of paparazzi. Victoria opted for the...

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Kate & Owen Dunzo Again

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:32:30 GMT

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson’s on/off relationship is apparently off again. The couple reunited for two months, but couldn’t make it work. The end of their erratic courtship (they began dating in September ‘06) comes amid erroneous reports that the pair were engaged, fueled by photos of Hudson wearing a Tiffany & Co. ring (it was a prop!) both on-and-off set of her film Bride Wars, which she’s filming in Boston. “It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.” Since the split, Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 39, have each been...

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Daily Link Dump

alyk — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:50:38 GMT

Get away from Kim Kardashian before you end up with a sex tape, Miley Cyrus! [BST] Shania Twain split from her husband of 14 years. [GB] Jessica Simpson is drinking to escape the memory of John Mayer. [YH] What happened to Pete Doherty’s face? [DL] I refuse to call them Johnifer. [WIMB] Tony Romo has a new blonde. [JJ] Marisa Miller is Maxim’s number one. [RR] What happened to the rest of the cast of 90210? [SOW] Check out Amy Winehouse when she was sober and had cute chubby cheeks. [MW] Eva Longoria is a distraction. [DH] Gwen Stefani is still knocked up. [DS] Charlize Theron does W Magazine. [CS] Cate Blanchett looks amazing four weeks after giving birth to son Iggy....

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Angelina Does Cannes

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:00:41 GMT

A very-pregnant Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival today. Angelina, along with partner Brad Pitt, showed up to the premiere of her new film “Kung Fu Panda” wearing a gorg green dress. The actress spoke to reporters about her children, including her soon-to-be-born twins, and said she wasn’t sure where she planned to pop the puppies out. “I actually haven’t completely decided,” she said. “We are certainly thinking of France.” “[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” she added. “My children are starting...

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This Looks Like a Bad Idea

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:48:32 GMT

For the second night in a row, Amy hooked up with Pete Doherty in London. The cracky pair attempted to enter a closed jazz club before giving up and heading back to Amy’s place for the night. The scruffy-looking pair teamed up for another night of partying together, however, it seemed somewhat less successful as the hard-living pair arrived at Soho club Jazz after Dark at 2.15am, only to find it shut. The determined pair were then seen banging on windows, shouting and whistling to get it re-opened, but no avail. Amy, dressed in a string vest, shorts and ballet pumps, and Pete in jumper, and jeans - with flies undone - then got back in car, stopping off at a petrol station for...

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ANTM Winner Scores Semi-Famous BF

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:00:41 GMT

CariDee English, winner of cycle seven of America’s Next Top Model, told Page Six she has a new boyfriend: fellow model Tyson Beckford. The couple began dating after CariDee’s relationship with her hometown boyfriend, who she brought to NYC to live with her, didn’t work out so well. English told us at the Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party at the Bowery Hotel on Tuesday that her ex-boyfriend, whom she brought here from Fargo, ND, owes her $10,000. “He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it,” she said. “We’re over.” OT: did you watch the ANTM season finale last night? Completely...

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Your Bag Isn’t Funny

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:30:27 GMT

Photographers snapped Ashlee Simpson this week carrying Louis Vuitton’s new “joke bag” from the Spring 2008 collection. The bag, which sells for over $2,000, features the following quote from American painter/photographer Richard Prince: Every time I meet a girl who can cook like my Mother … She looks like my father … My wife went to a beauty shop and got a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful. Then the mud fell off! This isn’t the fist time LV teamed up with an artist for their handbag line: past collaborators include Stephen Sprouse, Takashi Murakami, and Vanessa Beecroft. Source

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Lindsay Ridin’ Dirty Again

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:00:21 GMT

According to Star Magazine, Nicole Richie was furious to learn her baby-daddy, Joel Madden, spent an evening hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. The pair reportedly got effed up together Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. while Nicole stayed home with four month old daughter Harlow. Joel reportedly got a bit too into Lindsay that night. “Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.” Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all...

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Get Another Gig

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:30:42 GMT

Although Britney Spears’ last guest appearance on “How I Meet Your Mother” wasn’t received quite as warmly as her first appearance, the show’s producers would like Britney to come back for a third round. “HIMYM” co-creator Craig Thomas claimed he wrote last week’s episode with an opening that would allow Britney to return as Abby the ditsy receptionist. “She was better than the first time, and I think the fans will enjoy it because her return answers a larger mystery set up earlier in the series,” Thomas said. “So there’s a good plot reason why she’s there. And when people watch Britney’s second...

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Angelina Confirms Twins

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:00:41 GMT

During an interview in Cannes with the Today Show’s Natalie Morales, Angelina Jolie confirmed she’s expecting twins. Angelina’s “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Jack Black inadvertently admitted the news, and Angelina backed him up a moment later. “You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said. “So is that confirmed? Is it two?” Morales asked. Jolie confirmed and Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!” “We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine.” “I’m very happy,” Jolie said. “Unlike most women, I love being...

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Daily Link Dump

alyk — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:11:31 GMT

What is that on your upper lip? [CFW] Janet Jackson looks a mess. [SOW] Tara Reid’s Frankentummy is back. [RR] Jodie Foster reportedly ended her 14 year relationship with her girlfriend. [GH] Chloe Sevigny is still trying to make the glasses work. [WIMB] According to the tabs, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are planning a wedding. [AIW] An American Idol producer speak out about David Archuleta’s father. [CS] Tyra Banks manages to annoy at a CW press conference. [BST] Mariah Carey wants to make babies. [YH] Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner will not be getting married any time soon. [GB] Spencer Pratt is back with more douchebag advice. [DH] Anne Hathaway’s...

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Oh Hey, Suri

alyk — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:40:17 GMT

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes brought daughter Suri for a visit on the set of Will Smith’s new movie, “Seven Pounds,” in Hollywood yesterday. It was cute and stuff. Source

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