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Hey, ever heard of a little thing called "resolving issues through unconscious acting-out of a maladaptive fantasy-life manifesting itself through inappropriately weak personal boundaries"?

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Location: Scottsdale, Arizona

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life is good andy. left the wife at home and ripped up los angeles this weekend. the job hunt will resume tomorrow whenever I finally wake up.
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jackarse 7/1/07
I was pretending to boycot the site to protest the unfair treatment of Paris Hilton. In reality, my mom took away my internet access and told me to go get a job or I would have to start paying rent and utilities. Since I don't want to be thrown out on the street like all the other married 29 year olds I have been dedicating more time to the job hunt than dotspotter. The more I think of it, maybe I would be better off in the job hunt if I had Dotspotter A-List on my resume - Andy, would you classify that as a unique skillset in a job interview?
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jackarse 6/26/07
hi there; thank u 4 contacting me. i like what u have 2 say also .
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kootenaynana 6/25/07
ur=-very=-welcum
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sparklegurl 6/20/07
Toothpick is just in case I get an itch down there. Don't worry, once I scratch I only put the other side back in my mouth.
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jackarse 6/15/07
hey],ty4adding,me,hope2see,more,of,u
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sparklegurl 6/14/07
thanx for the comps andy! When do we get to see you in a swimsuit?!
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platinumprican 6/11/07
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"threaten" is right....

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poor cynthia! I'm glad she's doing well now.

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it would be great if all they did was their old songs!

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that's scary

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she deserves it!

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LOVE mariah carey!!

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Comment 3/21/08

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they should get what they deserve!

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Comment 3/19/08

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this is really surprising, she's the last person I would ever have expected to do this.

18 comments, 36 votes

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she's the hottest MILF ever!

13 comments, 22 votes

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what the hell is wrong with him?

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