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good for you!!!

Creepy!

Creepy!

Can Nicole donate Paris Hilton to charity while she's at it? I'm sure there'd be a pretty good tax write-off in it for her.

Way to go!

Oh wait, are those my favorite Christmas cookies? Mmmmmm - Christmas cookies.

What's a Pirates favorite letter? RRRRRRRR

What happened to Marie?

Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.