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Monday, May 12, 2008

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Caption Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they frolic about with Heidi's mother in this completely spontaneous, unstaged photo op.

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Marche Taylor is a high school senior who just wanted to wear her beautiful, gold-colored booby dress to prom but was banned from attending because some people are simply incapable of understanding fashion: She was told her custom-made dress violated the school dress code. “She shook her...

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Robyn's new single "Konichiwa Bitches" annoys us worse then leotard chafe and we'll share why. 1) We hate the term "bitches," 2) this sounds exactly like Missy Elliot's "Work It" and 3) Robyn mentions Hong Kong, Saigon and Beijing in her song, although none of those places happen to be in Japan....

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"The Hills'" Audrina Partridge is set to star in the sequel to Jessica Alba's stupid movie, Into the Blue 2: -Electric Boogaloo-. She plays a young, ambitious lab assistant who accidentally discovers the cure for AIDS: Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her...

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Sometimes cultural sensitivity is just not warranted. Like in the case of Peruvians eating guinea pig. (Hoo! Can't wait for the irate Peruvians to come out of the woodwork for that one.) Still, in this video, touchy-feely, liberal New York Times City Room editor Corey Kilgannon goes to Queens to...

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We had to post this "Viva Hollywood" clip featuring Charo as the human alarm clock. Ordinarily her camp is endearing, but there's something about it in this context that makes us weep for humanity. By the way, is that song saying, "Hot! Shit!"?

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mtv.thehumangiant.com We often find ourselves at social gatherings where a person will joyously suggest we partake in a bit of the ol' piñata bashing, much to the delight (This is, actually, a lie. We are frightened of piñatas and have refused to be anywhere near one since we were...

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Former actress Lindsay Lohan and a couple of hunch-backs posed in L.A. to promote her new line of leggings, "Utter Crap by Lindsay Lohan." ...And this is all just too easy. Bright red lipstick with heavy eyeshadow and platinum blonde extensions? Dead-eyed pose with mouth ajar? Fucking leggings with...

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First Daughter Jenna "Twinkle" Bush got married to Henry Hager this past weekend at Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas. She wore her dad's face and a lace wedding gown designed by Oscar de la Renta. Vows were exchanged outdoors in front of a huge stone cross and, later, guests enjoyed a...
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Sunday, May 11, 2008

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Warning: Watching the above clip from "Viva Hollywood" made us hit ourselves in the face repeatedly with the remote control and then set our roommate on fire using only Kahlúa and a bong. You may want to watch with your hand over your eyes. On this week's episode of every Latino's favorite...
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