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Posh's Hooves

After seeing this breathtaking photo of Ms. Beckham on Dlisted, I had to doodle what her feet look like under those floor length bell bottoms. I'd like to imagine they're grotesquely calloused...

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Story 5/11/08

Video Whore: Happy Mother's Day

VIA JOE TO HELL

1 vote

Story 5/9/08

Like a Doodle

I just found out that two of my Madge flavored masterpieces are going to be exhibited at the Dial 'M' for Madonna show at the fab World of Wonder Storefront Gallery on May 23 in Los Angeles. The...

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Story 5/5/08

Dina Lohan: Pimp Momma of the Year

Since being green is all the rage, I'm recycling this doodle of Pimp Momma Dina from January. Not only is she still brassy, sassy, and orange, but she's been designated one of the Top 20 Long Island...

2 votes

Story 5/4/08

DW in NYC's HX: OMFG!

Many thanks to the gang at HX for writing this kick ass article about Doodle Whore and Handsome Devil Press. I love that they printed my doodle of Hillary Clinton in Madonna's Hung Up wardrobe so...

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Story 5/2/08

Paula "I've Never Been Drunk In My Life" Abdul

What's worse: admitting to being a pill popping drunk to explain one's erratic behavior or claiming that one is completely lucid and clean and still says crazy shit on a regular basis for no good...

1 vote

Story 4/23/08

The Hills Deconstructed: The Hills Have Eyes

Bulging, shifty, side-eyes a plenty. I have to give props to those crafty MTV editors for turning Lo, Audrina, and Lauren's awkward lunch into a tour de force of straw slurping, eye rolling, and...

1 vote

Story 4/18/08

Mariah's Flailing Limbs are Distracting

I've been watching her promote her new album all over the place and I'm mesmerized by her wardrobe choices (Wet Seal? Forever 21? Isn't she like 45 or something?), her bronzed motionless forehead,...

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Story 4/16/08

No More Waiting or Hesitating. I Need My Hard Candy NOW!

I'm a die hard, true blue, dyed in the wool, ecstatic, worshipful Madonna fan. Even though she's rhymed "waiting" and "hesitating" in far too many songs over the years, I don't care. Speaks in a fake...

1 vote

Story 4/15/08

The Hills Deconstructed: Dramarama

So much delicious fauxdrama to digest! Some insightful analysis and commentary: Stephanie: You're a conniving, two-faced, manipulative little tramp and I love it. You're the Sammy Jo of The Hills....

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