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Brit's a busy gal who has to keep her priorities in order, y'all. (Yes, she's writing with a Cheeto pen. I couldn't resist.) Update: thanks for the shout out, WOW!

I guess Ms. Hilton was none too pleased about discussing her time in the slammer with Dave. In my artist's rendering, she becomes so sad and pouty that she wets herself. It could happen. Check out the vid:

Itty bitty failed rapper, Ja Rule, has clarified his stand on the gays. "I have relatives that are homosexuals and, you know, they come over for Christmas, hang out." I guess fruitcake is out of the question?

Amateur porn star? Check. Drunk driving, probation violating ex-con? Check. Humanitarian dedicated to fighting genocide in Africa? Check! I think she would be much more effective if she brought along her two favorite frenemies: beav flashing habitual drug user Britney Spears and former...