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Which overly optimistic, porous television star has traded in sea living for bathhouse debauchery? He picks up “Bubble Buddies” in a Chelsea steam room with his impressive ability to absorb liquids and shift shapes, and with his creative use of a necktie, but has turned off more than a...

HOT PICK: Injectable Motor Oil On the heels of yesterday’s Beauty Week review of the revolutionary Leeches and Urine Youth Beauty Serum, comes a celebrity beauty treatment sure to take you from 60 to 20 in 4.54 seconds: Freeze Face Automobile Lube. With this home injection spa, there is no...

LEFT: Pete Wentz, who stole the heart of Papa Joe’s little girl, as well as her eyeliner RIGHT: The Spelling Bee Dropout Bandit, who stole money from eight Long Island banks

Although Star magazine doesn’t hit newsstands until tomorrow, the Circus Hour crew has been granted a sneak peek at the upcoming cover: An exclusive excerpt from the Jennifer Aniston cover story after the jump. Jennifer Aniston is successful, attractive and rich beyond anyone’s wildest...

Which also explains what happened to all the dollar bills missing from the offering plate.

In this picture of George Clooney at the Leatherheads premiere, he is doing what? 1) Scolding the photographer who just complimented him on his “lovely daughter”; 2) Saying “pull my finger!”; 3) Counting the number of committed relationships he’s had in the past decade;...

[Original post with Donald illo] Donald Trump has a lot of respect for gold diggers, which explains why he marries them. [Gabby Babble] Finally — a New Kids on the Block reunion! Tour sponsor: Bengay. [L.A. Rag Mag] Reese Witherspoon gives back, once again confirming she is better than I...

Hollywood is driven by youth, beauty and, less relevantly, sex tapes — so it’s no wonder that celebrities have managed to get their hands on the keys to the Fountain of Youth. However, stars are no longer the proprietors of these hush-hush beauty regimens. Yes, the Circus Hour team has...

Orbit White Sugar-Free Gum; chamomile tea; Carnival Cruise Line’s red snapper over stewed fruits; no trace of Frank; and blood from biting her tongue about her hatred for Kelly Ripa

Wow. It’s like we lead parallel lives.