The Insider: Contributed by mocksie

Jessica Simpson's Creepy Father Talks About Lindsay Lohan

mocksie — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:16:48 GMT

Joe Simpson, father of Jessica and Ashlee, used his platform as an executive producer on ABC drama ‘Women’s Murder Club’ to speak out about Lindsay Lohan at a press conference. Read More

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Britney Spears Does Everything Wrong

mocksie — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:53:44 GMT

It wasn’t enough that Britney Spears violated the terms of her custody arrangement by taking her children out of California without permission from Kevin Federline. No, Britney had to go the extra mile and get into some sort of fight while she was there, one wherein her young son ended up getting hit. Because she’s just that classy. Read more...

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Can Angelina Jolie's Body Handle Any More Depression?

mocksie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:34:33 GMT

Angelina Jolie has attributed her shocking weight loss to her mother's death earlier this year. Now she's said to be incredibly depressed over the flop of her latest movie, A Mighty Heart. How much more can her body handle? Read More

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Scary Spice Has Some Dirt On Eddie Murphy

mocksie — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:27:24 GMT

Fed up with his continued denials of their daughter even after a paternity test told him otherwise, Spice Girl Melanie Brown is hinting that Eddie Murphy may want to consider the embarrassing details of his life she could leak to the press. Read more...

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Natalie Portman Will Cut You

mocksie — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:25:29 GMT

Natalie Portman uses a body double in nude scenes in her upcoming film, and is warning gossip sites against posting pictures of it and claiming that they’re of her. Read more...

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Jessica Simpson Needs Some Help

mocksie — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:01:29 GMT

Realizing that Jessica Simpson doesn’t have the acting chops to shoulder a movie all on her own, studio execs have enlisted none other than Steve Guttenberg to help save Jess’s upcoming picture. Read more...

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Marc Anthony And J-Lo Think Theyre Normal

mocksie — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:11:11 GMT

Marc Anthony came close to quitting his latest movie role because he didn’t like the scenes in which he had to abuse his wife, Jennifer Lopez. Read more...

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Paris Hilton Is Richer Than You

mocksie — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:08:30 GMT

Paris Hilton’s deal with the devil is paying off, as the heiress is now making a whopping $200 million a year. Read more...

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Jessica Biel Could Use Some Therapy

mocksie — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:05:38 GMT

Jessica Biel gets off on the idea that Justin Timberlake might cheat on her. Read more...

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Victoria Beckham Is Melting

mocksie — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:24:00 GMT

Photos taken of Victoria Beckham in Los Angeles the other day show one of the most terrifying legs ever captured on film. Read more (and see more horrible melting pictures)....

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K-Fed: Dancer, Rapper, ActorDecorator?

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:24:00 GMT

Kevin Federline, the ex-Mr. Britney Spears, is busy working to make his sons’ nurseries just as hardcore and pimped-out as, indeed, he himself is. Read more...

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Pete Doherty Gave It The Ol College Try

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:32:42 GMT

Pete Doherty, troubled Babyshambles frontman and Kate Moss’s ex, checked himself into rehab this week, only to check himself out five minutes later. Read more...

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Posh Spice Failed To Win Over Critics

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:15:36 GMT

Victoria Beckham’s “Coming To America” special aired last night, and was thoroughly trashed by the critics. Read more...

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Angelina Jolie Is On The Warpath

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:11:24 GMT

Brad Pitt took his daughter Shiloh to meet his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston - and Angelina Jolie reportedly lost her mind. Read more...

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Gisele Bundchen Is Not Happy With Tom Brady

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:19:34 GMT

With Bridget Moynahan due to give birth to his child any day now, there’s been trouble in paradise for former Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bundchen and Patriots QB Tom Brady. Read more...

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Kim Kardashian Is Not A Porn Star

mocksie — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:09:56 GMT

Kim Kardashian - known for hanging around with Paris Hilton and her “stolen” sex tape made with Ray J - talked to Glamour magazine about how heartbreaking it was to discuss the tape with her adolescent stepsisters. Read more...

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Brandon Davis: Still Sweaty, Now Poor

mocksie — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:02:29 GMT

Brandon Davis - the slovenly, perpetually greasy sycophantic friend of Paris Hilton best known for his Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch” tirade - has been cut off by his billionaire family. Read more...

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Lindsay Lohan: Out Of Rehab, Angry As Hell

mocksie — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:08:29 GMT

Rehab may have curbed Lindsay Lohan’s drinking (it still remains to be seen), but the 21 year old starlet is proving that she doesn’t need to be wasted to make news. She just needs to get angry. Read more...

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Paris Hilton Is A Fashion Maven

mocksie — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:57:20 GMT

Having, uh, conquered the worlds of acting and singing, Paris Hilton is applying her, um, considerable talents to covering up your ass with a new line of jeans. Read more...

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Daniel Radcliffe Wont Be Moving To America

mocksie — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:59:14 GMT

Though many British actors move to Los Angeles once they hit it big in America, Daniel Radcliffe has no plans to ever London. Read more...

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