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Here’s King Kong Kardashian at the Absolute Vodka World Premiere thing at the Kress Club in Hollywood last night. I love this woman type thingy-majiger because she’d treat your dick like a sweet luscious Twinkie, and that’s when the softer caring side of Khloe...

Here’s Ashlee Simpson’s huge rack & bigger gut with someone that decided not to ruin their life, and use a condom shopping at American Apparel in L.A. yesterday. Good job bitch! Not Ashlee, the rubber rocker. I always told myself if I got a girl pregnant I’d kill her,...

Who’s big fat ass is that? Amy Winehouse looks good again! Matthew McConaughey is a ing moron.. Britney Spears gets laid again?! Joanna Krupa seams smart? Jennifer Aniston’s weak ass relationship.. Eva Mendeshas a pretty slammin stomach!! Kat Von D& Nikki Sixx are trying to...

Lily Allen lit a moe, and took her dog for a walk in London today. That dog had a puppy too but it got into some Drano and died, so they have that level to bond on now. They’ve both lost a baby, but in Lily’s defense she didn’t eat hers too. Because that would be absurd....

Here’s Robocop in a pretty little day dress walking around in Brentwood California yesterday. “Your move, Creep!” You’re one creepy bitch Murphy, or Jessica, or Dude Ranch, or whatever the hell it is you’re calling yourself these days. But Justin Timberlake must be...

We all know who this is, and here IT is in Beverly Hills yesterday. This would probably be a pretty amazing picture if she wasn’t wearing the tights, and only had the Famous Stars & Straps tee on. But Kim Kardashian would never do that, because she thinks that she’s somewhat of a...

Here’s Kristin Cavallari thinking she’s in Miami, but you’re not bitch. You’re in Los Angeles, and we don’t wear straight up boy band like this. I don’t care if you’re just leaving the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood after watching “Mamma Mia!”...

Amanda Peet was on the Late Show last night, and she forgot to wear her panties. Whoops! No I can’t confirm that, but that looks like a “forgot to wear my panties” face to me. To most girls that really wouldn’t matter but Amanda’s still healing from an at home over...

Beautiful. Is this bitch retarded? Ashley Tisdale got her nails did in Hollywood yesterday, and she kept trying to grab the Asian women in inappropriate places because that’s what retards do. The human sex drive is undeniable, and no matter what it always finds a way to articulate...

Here are some various Hollywood Sluts at the Playboy Animal Rescue “Bow Wow WOW” thing, and one slut showed up with a scooby snack painted on her pussy. Good job bitch! She spent the whole day fighting off the dogs that got confused, and jumped up in her crotch and...