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This will not go down in history as one of Madonna's better looks. Are those lace-fringed boxing trunks she has on? It looks like she has a tremendous hard-on...which would not be a surprise given the state of her arms.

Published: 16 hours ago

Brooke Hogan almost looks ashamed in this pic...but what does she have to be ashamed of? Besides the fact that her father finger-fricks her in public.

Published: 18 hours ago

You only ever see Victoria Beckham like this...leading her kids through some airport (in this case Heathrow). She basically lives in airports. That's all she has to do...fly from one city to the other. Thankfully, she seems more even-tempered than Naomi Campbell, otherwise there would be an...

Published: 18 hours ago

More evidence that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are not just buddies: Sam bought Lindsay a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for her birthday. "Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday," a source added. "Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud....

Published: 22 hours ago

Matthew McConaughey's current frick Camila Alves gave birth Monday night to a son. The kid was born in L.A. (not on a beach in Costa Rica with the bongos playing and the reefer reefing?) and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz.. Sorry Matthew, but your kid came too fast after Nicole Kidman's. She's much bigger...

Published: 23 hours ago

They get to go to high-end restaurants like London's Scotts in Mayfair dressed like they just fell off a bus in Wichita. Honestly Gyllenhaal...it would've killed you to throw on a suit and tie? Oh, I get it...you don't care dick about appearances. You're above all that superficial shit. Yeah,...

Barack Obama's plane was forced to make an emergency landing yesterday after the pilot experienced control issues. The plane got down safely and Obama went about his business (i.e., pretending not to be a regular politician). In a parallel universe, the pilot lost control of the plane, the plane...

As a gossip blogger, I am obligated to say something about the post-pregnancy Jessica Alba. Um...er...well...she looks good I guess? Sorry, that's all I can muster. She was boring before and she's boring now. There is one intriguing thing about Alba actually...this nagging sense of unworthiness she...

The firestorm swirls around Madonna's head, yet she continues going about her Madonnaly business. Is it fair to refer to the Rodriguez/Madonna/Ritchie/Kravitz/Rodriguez business as a "firestorm?" I don't doubt for a second that Madonna roped in Alex and made him her Kabbalah sex slave. She can't...

Drew Barrymore and the Mac Guy have broken up. Really? They were supposed to be the epitome of non-celebish celebrity happiness. Now they're done. Is there hope for any of us? I wonder what caused the split. Maybe Barrymore's back on blow again. Or maybe Justin wasn't long enough for her.