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Michael Jackson let his kids Paris and Prince Michael take their masks off while they were in Vegas. Michael - put the damn masks back on those kids! To those of you who think Dirty Disher never makes fun of kids, I quote, "The boy looks like a 40-year-old serial killer." She said that to me...

Gerard Depardieu is Mr. Subtle. "Madame, I do believe I have a non-pharmaceutically-induced erection." But he said it in French so it sounded elegant.

"Star Trek" and "orgasm" are not words that are normally found in such close proximity.

A medical examiner has told an inquest that Anna Nicole Smith's son Daniel had to have died from an "intentional" overdose of methadone - but downplayed suicide as a possible explanation. The quantity of methadone found in Smith's body indicated the ingestion of a large dose in a short time -...

A new report claims Katie Holmes is openly rebelling against Tom Cruise's dictatorial control of her existence. The Woman's Day magazine story says Katie is angry about the negative publicity the couple has garnered after the release of the famed Scientology videos, and about Tom making her do the...

Britney Spears was hauled, apparently not kicking and screaming, off to the nuthouse last night. Why this would happen when Britney clearly isn't really crazy is beyond me. Maybe she just wanted a little rest from her endless campaign of pretend-insanity, and figured a short voluntary stint at...

Nancy Cartwright is the biggest Scientologist in the world. Yes, the same Nancy Cartwright who has given voice to Bart Simpson for the last couple of decades. She reportedly gave $10 million to the church last year - the largest sum by any single individual. Nancy reportedly outdonated even Tom...

Sally Field aka Norma Rae reportedly went on a rampage during the recent SAG Awards. Field, angry over SAG's tardiness in beginning negotiations with the studios, allegedly got up in the face of president Alan Rosenberg, then continued her assault in various other locations. "She cornered Alan...

John Edwards has decided to give us all a break and get out of the presidential race. Good. Now there's only Hillary and Barack left. They can bicker freely back and forth at the debates without Edwards trying to score points off them by acting the "grown-up." John - the only reason you didn't...

John Kerry could shove Hayden Panettiere up his butt and still have room for a bowling ball, a Thanksgiving turkey and half of Elisha Cuthbert. What the hell were Kerry and The Pant talking about anyway? Probably something very important like whaling or ending global warming. My God, the two of...